The saying "one man's trash is another's treasure" is a sentiment few deep-sea divers would agree with after dedicating their lives to uncovering centuries-old chests filled with used eye patches and cans of New Coke. Dispose of lingering unwantables responsibly with today's Groupon: for $100, you get half a truck of junk removal from 1-800-Got-Junk (a $275 value), which serves locations within 45 miles of Springfield.

A nationally respected decluttering outfit that’s been buzzed about on Dr. Phil and CNBC, 1-800-Got-Junk hauls away any unwanteds that can be lifted by two able-bodied picker-uppers. After booking your appointment by calling on the phone or lighting your rooftop trash beacon, an expert team will arrive to your home on time to survey the loot and give an estimate based upon volume. Click here for a full list of the items that qualify for removal.

Professional junk removal can be a great option for college students, seniors, or those who mistakenly moved into the old Sanford place. With an eye for responsible disposal, 1-800-Got-Junk successfully diverts around 60% of the soiled sofas, outlived appliances, garden refuse, and haywire Rube Goldberg machines it collects from landfills, donating or recycling the spoiled spoils whenever possible.