Like a high-school football game, laundry day forces otherwise fashionable people to don ill-fitting pants, cutoff shirts, and mascot heads. Tackle your hamper with today's Groupon to Tenth Street Laundromat. Choose from the following options:
- For $5, you get wash-and-fold services for 10 pounds of laundry.
- For $10, you get wash-and-fold services for 20 pounds of laundry.
- For $25, you get wash-and-fold services for 50 pounds of laundry.
Tenth Street Laundromat’s clothing concierges bathe piles of soiled threads, tarnished towels, and sullied bedding, tumble them in the dryer, and return them neatly folded. Bag up and bring in dirtied duds slowly spilling out of hampers, hiding under beds, and colonizing swaths of the living room. Clothes, towels, and bedding purify with a spin in the roomy washing machines, splashing in warm suds before hopping into a toasty spinning sauna to relax, rejuvenate, and reduce water weight. Laundry caretakers precisely fold cleansed fabrics into neat squares and rectangles, ready to be housed in drawers until the next beaming of the bat-signal.