Ghosts roam the earth to complete unfinished tasks, such as making peace with a loved one or picking up the dry cleaning. Witness the errands of the undead with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a VIP fast pass to the 13th Floor Haunted House and Unearthed Haunted House (a $29.99 value).
Steely-nerved guests skip lines with a VIP fast pass to jump straight into a shadowy realm of costumed actors and ancient furnishings. The 100-year-old building crawls with pulse-pounding action amplified by animatronic fiends and other special effects, and a chilling legend outlines the edifice's dark history. Groups of guests squeal in delighted terror as they scurry through the long stretch of labyrinthine rooms. After emerging safely from the coterie of ghouls, thrill seekers can get a second fix by traversing the Unearthed Haunted House, where undead residents welcome visitors with brain-hungry moans and chilling requests to share vacation slide shows.