What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $7, you get a Best Car Wash Plus (a $14 value) from 14/69 Carwash Supercenter, located on Avenue of Autos. Buy up to 10 of today’s deal for 10 separate grime overhauls.
Satisfy your ride's hygiene demands with the 14/69 Carwash’s Best Car Wash Plus, a thorough express-cleaning package. Stay in your vehicle and listen to your eight-track recordings of podcasts, kicking back in relaxed comfort as the exterior car wash takes place. The express-wash package includes a triple-foam polish for the exterior, an undercarriage wash for any filth and grime caught in the vehicular petticoats, a wheel clean, and a handy lacquering with Simoniz tire shine. Rest assured that Mother Earth's interests and your car’s need for clean do not conflict, as 14/69 uses environmentally friendly soap and Envirosoft Foam for safe clear-coat finishes.
Most people wait until their car starts sprouting its own ecosystem before deciding it's time to clean. Let the staff members at 14/69, with their detailing experience and knowledge of the latest techniques, wade through the grime to give your car a better cleaning job than you could give it. You never know when you might have to drive your boss to an across-town meeting. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology on your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you.
Not valid for dual-wheeled vehicles. Vehicle must be under 89".
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person. Vehicle must be under 89". Not valid for duel-wheeled vehicles. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.