The saying “one man’s trash is another’s treasure” is a sentiment few deep-sea divers would agree with after dedicating their lives to uncovering centuries-old chests filled with used eye patches and cans of New Coke. Dispose of lingering unwantables responsibly with today’s Groupon to 1-800-Got-Junk?, a junk-removal company servicing the Springfield metro area, including Nixa, Republic, Ozark, and Rogersville. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get eco-friendly Christmas tree removal, haul-away, and clean-up (a $92 value).
• For $78, you get a ¼ of a load of junk removal (an $188 value). ¼ of a load is about 100 cubic feet.<p>

A nationally respected decluttering outfit that’s been buzzed about on Dr. Phil and CNBC, 1-800-Got-Junk? hauls away any unwanteds that can be lifted by two able-bodied picker-uppers. After yuletide celebrations conclude, crew members commandeer Santa’s disused Mazerati to fly swiftly to clients’ homes, where they collect Christmas trees and sweep up their fallen needles, leaving living areas spic and span. Alternately, after booking your junk removal appointment by calling on the phone or lighting your rooftop trash beacon, an expert team will arrive to your home on time to survey the loot and ferry it to the belly of a hungry truck. Click here for a full list of the items that qualify for removal.

With an eye for responsible disposal, 1-800-Got-Junk? successfully diverts around 60% of the soiled sofas, outlived appliances, garden refuse, and haywire Rube Goldberg machines it collects from landfills, donating or recycling the spoiled spoils whenever possible.