What You'll Get
A session with teeth whitening pioneers BriteSmile usually costs about $600. If you wait for a sale, you might only pay $350, or $300 once in a blue moon. Today, we're pleased to bring Boston one of Groupon Chicago's most popular deals: teeth whitening for only $185. That's 69% off! We know $185 is a chunk of change, but for what you're getting, nothing comes close. If you've ever considered teeth whitening, get today's Groupon (good at BriteSmile's 75 Newbury St. location), and save hundreds of dollars.
BriteSmile's patented stain-busting technique involves UV technology and fancy lamps that shine gentle blue light all over your teeth to whiten them. As the BriteSmilers work, you can go nappy-nap, watch TV, fantasize about future Groupons, or just peace out. When the hour is up, your pearlies will be shiny and like new; customers have seen their teeth get 14 shades lighter. Your smile will dazzle your boss, significant other(s), prospective job interviewers and anyone else you want to impress. Street kids will want to beat you up and steal your teeth, they'll be so awesome. Already had your teeth whitened? Email friends who need to keep their smile looking good for professional reasons (salesmen, models, professional 1950s suburban moms) so that they can take advantage and move on up the ladder.
Aside from the obvious benefits of teeth whitening - professional advancement, increased sex appeal, etc. – are lesser-known practical pluses. For instance, if you and your partner each get a treatment, then you'll not only look better for each other, but can use each other's teeth as mirrors for when you need to comb your eyebrows on the go. If you ever lose a post-whitened tooth, just find an African ivory poacher and trade it for pure gold. This Groupon also makes an excellent gift for a loved one with disgusting teeth. Wondering how you can give this Groupon to someone without saying flat-out, "you have disgusting teeth"? Just tell them you got it for yourself, and then "accidentally" fall teeth-first on a sidewalk. "Heregth, Honeybunth, I gueth I won'th be needing thith." As an added bonus, you'll become eligible for next week's oral reconstruction Groupon!
Don't be fooled by the laser whitening treatments you see listed for $199 - they won't get your teeth nearly as white as BriteSmile will (8 shades vs. BriteSmile's 10-14 shades), nor will they last as long (6 months vs. BriteSmile's 1-2 years). That’s YEARS. A manicure might last you a week. A wax? Maybe two. But a BrightSmile teeth whitening treatment will take you well into the 2010s. Don't miss out on this Groupon!
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The Fine Print
Redeemable at 75 Newbury St. location. Can't combine with any other offers. Call 617-867-9500 to schedule. No expiration date. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.