Crafting a miniature statuette of yourself is a necessary first step toward founding an awards ceremony that commends people for sharing your taste in fashion and facial hair. Await the acceptance speeches with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of custom bobbleheads or mini statues from 1MiniMe.
Crafting unique, diminutive monuments with customizable faces and features generated from user-submitted photos, 1MiniMe playfully inflates egos with bigheaded figurines of clients, their friends, and family. More than 450 models await your face or the smile of a loved one, with options including a sharply dressed junior executive ($64.90), or a yoga fanatic ($59.90), whose flexibility can be increased by upgrading to a bobblehead ($14.95 for any statue). Patrons can assemble a miniaturized rock band on their dashboard, starting with a lead guitarist bobblehead ($64.90) who can nod rhythmically to turn signal beats. Keep friends from using your teeth to crack open brews with a face-only bottle opener ($59.90), or custom-build a statue ($99.90+) with a personalized body, pose, clothing, and number of heads. For no additional charge, customers can keep in contact with the artist and provide feedback throughout the sculpting and painting process.