What You'll Get
Putting your best face forward sometimes requires making your second-best face disappear in an unfortunate "accident." Today's deal creates the perfect alibi: you were relaxing at 2 Hand Zen Motion in Platte City during the time of its disappearance. For $30, you get a Bellanina facelift massage (a $75 value). This relaxing 75-minute treatment uses a 21-step massage regimen, acupressure, and quality lotions and oils to tighten and tone the face. Skin is first cleansed and kneaded with aromatic oils. Then, it's lightly drummed with skillful fingers to banish discordant tension lines, stimulate tuneful toning, and stop Semi Charmed Life from being stuck in your head. Post-treatment, faces sport the blemish-free, rosy glow of freshly opened lighthouses, safely directing a fleet of admiring glances to port.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.