Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Speak in eyes with today’s Groupon to 20/20 Optical in Kirkwood. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get an eye exam and $125 worth of prescription eyewear (a $184 value).
- For $40, you get a contact lens exam and a trial pair of contacts (an $89 value).
At 20/20 Optical, Dr. Khan transforms human eyes into eagle eyes with comprehensive exams and vision-correcting eyewear. The doctor meticulously determines prescription strength and checks for warning signs of potential disease or heat vision. Eyewear specialists then assist customers in selecting face-appropriate frames to suit prescriptions. Pair designer frames from Nine West ($135), Tommy ($145), Saks ($189), or Armani ($225) with single-vision plastic lenses ($99) or polycarbonate bifocals ($140) for style-ensconced winks and classy ogling. Antireflective coating ($50) reduces glare, and tinted lenses ($45) help to maintain an air of mystery day or night. Or opt for contact lenses, which combine the lightweight convenience of a monocle with the reassuring touch of a finger in one’s eye.
Dr. Khan wards off blurry vision at 20/20 Optical, where she performs thorough eye exams and emergency care services. With proper prescriptions in hand, Dr. Khan's patients can peruse the shop's stock of more than 400 frames from brands including Michael Kors and Tommy Bahama. 20/20's helpful staff is on-hand to ensure that frames fit faces properly and that contact lenses don't fuse to eyeballs.