What You'll Get
Shoulders slumped with the economy? It might be time to talk to a chiropractor about sliding them back into natural position according to scientific anatomical diagrams. Fortunately, today’s Groupon is so affordable it’s recession-proof. Backworks is offering your initial chiropractic exam and first adjustment for just $29. With a convenient 34 Batterymarch St location and a $56 discount off the regular price - what do you have to lose besides another day of depending on your Segway to move about?
Chiropractic adjustments can treat recession-related back pain, but it can also contribute to your general well being. A few more benefits of chiropractic treatment:
- Increased energy
- Enhanced mobility
- Relieves tension and stress
- Restores nerve health
- Improved immune system
Mr. Groupon knows these benefits to be true, for when I was a little baby boy I was abandoned by my mother. She placed me in a wicker basket and floated me down the river. After 3 days on my back in that awkward basket, I had a crick in my neck that hurt like hornet sting. I was also malnourished and on the precipice of death, which is very annoying when your back aches. Luckily, I was rescued by a pack of wild Chiropractors, who fed me rice and beans and restored me to good health. They also fixed my neck and back pain with painless, swift, skilled, confident adjustments of my spine, after which I felt each of the above listed benefits. And so it is that I, Mr. Groupon, now a successful businessman, am able to strongly endorse chiropractic treatment to all of our readers, and especially the treatment provided by my good chiropractitioning friends at Backworks.
A massage at Backworks is more than worth the price, having been rated the best in Boston by Boston Magazine and the Boston Tab and reviews on their Yelp page average a perfect rating of 5/5 stars, including these stellar reviews: > * “Last summer I managed to wrench my back up big time. So bad I actually couldn’t stand up straight…I googled for a chiro in Boston, and Backworks showed up. I called them and they got me in within hours. That’s right. Not weeks, not days. Hours. I walked out looking like a semi-normal person again. A few sessions later and I was practically like new.” - Kirs P. > * “As someone who had never seen a chiropracter or massage therapist before, I was weary of how well their methods would actually work. Giving up control of my body for the back cracking and muscle bending was a little difficult at first, but the results attained were amazing.” - Bex G.
At Backworks they’ll help you feel like new again. So new, that you’ll be just like a baby, incontinent and incapable of walking.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 4, 2010. Amount paid never expires. 1 per person. Call at least 1 week ahead to schedule 617-451-2225. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.