When spandex-bodysuit-clad future folk unearth our photo albums beneath mounds of George Foreman grills, they’ll deduce that people of the past had glowing red pupils and appeared curiously unfocused. Set a better example for your twenty-fourth-century peers with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a one- to two-hour photography session and 10 digital image files (a $350 value) at 2Q Studios, plus 15% off your next session (not valid for weddings). A photographer will travel to any location within 5 miles of I-270 to capture the smiling faces of you and up to five additional subjects.
2Q Studios is helmed by veteran photographer Adam Queen and Kodachrome-snapper Laura Young, who work closely with clients to ensure comfortable, stress-free sessions that artfully cultivate each person's distinctive persona. Use today's Groupon to memorialize the happiness you feel at your favorite nearby park or the DMV where your fiancée popped the question. After your shoot, you’ll obtain copyright to your choice of the day's 10 best images, as well as 15% off a subsequent session and 10% off any prints or additional digital files you'd like to purchase. If you prove to be immensely photogenic, you can even buy the entire roll ($100).
Studio photography can improve one's image in the eyes of others even better than dating an underwear model, while bypassing the expensive dinners and bipolar mood swings that come with such an arrangement. With experienced photographers at the control panel, 2Q Studios will provide you with memorable images that make much more uplifting desktop wallpapers than your current image of an office worker weeping at the sight of his palm-tree desktop wallpaper.