According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans cannot attain self-actualization without first tending to such basic physiological needs as water, sleep, and fish 'n' chips. Achieve overall fulfillment with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pub fare and drinks at Three Monkeys Eatery near Highway 401. Orders purchased with this Groupon must include at least one food item.

Three Monkeys Eatery pours out culinary quenchers with 17 beers on tap and an extensive menu of hearty pub fare. Esophagi get pre-meal pep-talks from appetizers, including breaded shrimp served with sweet chili sauce ($8.99) and cream cheese-stuffed jalapeno poppers accompanied by salsa ($7.89). Test the bounds of gastronomic capacity with the kilo burger ($28.99): if one eater polishes off the burger beast and its trimmings in 90 minutes, it's free, unless he fails to answer the riddle of the sub-pub sphinx. Less ravenous sandwich samplers can revel in the slow-roasted tenderness of barbecue pulled pork ($10.99) or a classic pub club ($8.99). Strip steaks, pizzas, pastas, and desserts round out the bill of fare, while traditional British dishes such as shepherd's pie ($9.99) and bangers, beans, and mash ($8.99) recall the original pubs of England, which made their way across the Atlantic atop particularly buoyant cobblestone-lined ships.

An expansive interior with plush booths and walls lined with chalkboards and exposed brick cultivate a relaxing and informal bar atmosphere. Achieve certification as a cue guru on red-felted pool tables or toss finger rockets in the darts area. An outdoor patio provides pub patrons with an area for fresh-air devouring.

Reviews

Reviewers on Restaurantica give 3 Monkeys Eatery a four star average:

• I've been to this establishment 3 times now ... staff is friendly, decor is nice, food is fantastic as are the portions. – Pinstress
• The service was great and we will definitely eat their [sic] again, maybe next time for dinner. – Peter n Lena