Today's side deal slips a rollable, foldable, fashionable fig leaf over your shamefully naked foot. For $8, you get a sparkly pair of ball-up-able Rolleez flats from 3 Sekonds Inc., a $20 value. This Groupon does not include the flat $5 shipping fee. The race to redeem your soles begins April 17.
Take your pick from the menu of delicious Rolleez flavors, including pink (watermelon), black (licorice), gold (apple), and silver (silver). Every order comes in a lovely gift box with a tote bag for your heels, a six-month replacement warranty, and a roll of invisible pant-hemming tape ideal for facilitating the easy switch between flats and your stiletto stompers. Comfortable, practical Rolleez flats fit handily into any purse, pocket, or even the gap between your tongue and bottom front teeth—perfect for slipping past prison guards and instantly transforming you into the fashionista gangster of cell block D.