Slipping on the wrong shoes for the occasion at hand, like wearing heels to a volcano, often results in bare feet replacing the shoe-shackled misery. Today's Groupon slips a rollable, foldable, fashionable fig leaf over those shamefully naked leg roots. For $8, you get a sparkly pair of ball-up-able Rolleez flats from 3 Sekonds Inc. (a $20 value). This Groupon does not include the flat $5 shipping fee.
Take your pick from the menu of delicious Rolleez flavors, including pink (watermelon), black (licorice), gold (apple), and silver (fresh silver nitrate). Every order comes in a lovely gift box with a tote bag for your heels, a 180-day replacement warranty, and a supply of invisible hemming tape ideal for facilitating the easy switch between flats and your stiletto stompers. Rolleez come in small sizes (5–6) up to extra large (11–12), and all feature water- and skid-resistant soles, so whether you're a ballerina with petite feet or a scuba diver with built-in flippers, you'll be equipped to look good and move gracefully under or above the sea.
Comfortable, practical Rolleez flats fit handily into any purse or pocket, and they even fit into the gap between your tongue and bottom teeth—perfect for slipping past prison guards and instantly transforming you into the fashionista gangster of cell block D.