What You'll Get
The human mouth, which maintains a near-boiling temperature, needs to be constantly cooled by liquid-nitrogen pills or a jaw-mounted mouth fan. Take a more delicious route to cooling your maw with today's Groupon: for $4, you get $8 worth of frozen yogurt at 3 Spoons Yogurt.
A haven for calorie-conscious scoopable sweets, 3 Spoons Yogurt unlocks inner dessert artistry by inviting guests to sculpt and accessorize their own statues of frosty refinement. Self-service yogurt stations allow custard custodians to customize orders of peach mango tart, New York cheesecake, and other fun flavors that, like black market wig shipments, are priced by weight ($.39 per ounce). Candy cartographers can chart their own course at 3 Spoons' topping bar, sprinkling their creamy creations with landmasses such as cookie continents, Gummy Bear buoys, and Butterfinger meteorites chipped from giant candy bar comets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only towards yogurt. Valid only at listed location. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.