Wouldn't it be great if you could enjoy a nice drink over the holidays with your closest buddy? It would.
Unfortunately, it's illegal to serve alcohol to a cat or dog. Which is too bad, because there is such a nice selection of heavily discounted holiday wines available at Galleria Market, where today only, you can get a Groupon worth $50 for just $35. Galleria Market (340 W Superior) also has a variety of great food, so we recommend grabbing a few of these Groupons and hitting Galleria Market for your next couple of grocery trips. 30% off a grocery bill is hard to beat, and it's exactly what you need to get a litter of kitties in the holiday spirit!
But you can't, or else you could go to jail, because animals suffer greatly if they consume alcohol at the level humans do. That's why we must publicly ridicule the people who made these terrible videos of cats and dogs drinking alcohol:
Cat drinking alcohol #1
Cat drinking alcohol #2
Cat drinking alcohol #3
Dog drinking alcohol #1
Dog drinking alcohol #2
Dog drinking alcohol #3
View more of the surprisingly long list of videos of beer drinking cats and dogs
Like most instances of suffering, some sickos find this stuff hilarious. If you are one of those people, just keep that laughter inside until it burns you like that Brooklyn Lager is possibly burning the esophagus of poor little Scout in cat drinking alcohol #2.
Keep in mind Galleria also has lots of gourmet chocolates and fine sweets, not to mention they make delicious sandwiches to go and have a tight salad bar that Kate B. describes on Galleria's Yelp Page as "Boom-shaka-laka! I lurve the salad bar here... so many choices, so little time to decide." Check out some pictures of Galleria Market below.