Left to their own devices, houses would swear-off bathing, grow a grime beard, and invite dust bunnies over for wild parties. Remind your home who pays the rent with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get $200 worth of cleaning services from 416-So-Clean, serving the Greater Toronto Area from the waterfront to Aurora, and from Pickering to Mississauga. This Groupon is valid toward any cleaning service.

The savvy staff at 416-So-Clean use eco-friendly products and truck-mounted cleaning units to deftly degrime an array of domestic surfaces including carpets, upholstery, and mattresses. Fully certified technicians whisk away dirt using the hot water extraction method to flush out filth, and freshly bathed fabrics towel off with high-powered air movers and fans that dramatically decrease drying time. Banish stains with a budget carpet cleaning ($49 per room or hallway for regular sized rooms) that thoroughly scrubs and vacuums foot-fields before detailed tuft-grooming leaves carpets well-coiffed and ready to cut a rug with the couch. Scruffy armchairs gussy up with an odour- and spot-pulverizing platinum upholstery cleaning ($79) replete with a Teflon scotchgard fabric protector to repel future surprise-party-fuelled spills. A value mattress cleaning ($99 for a queen-size mattress) evicts dust mites, bacteria, and pyjama-clad sleep-sheep with the glare of an antimicrobial UVC light before extracting the sediment with a suction-patterned mattress extractor and a giant crazy straw.

416-So-Clean guarantees all of its work and schedule weeknight and weekend cleaning appointments to accommodate busy homeowner timetables.