Today's Groupon is a lifesaver for the unprepared lover. Left to your own devices, who knows what last-minute Valentine's Day gift you'd have bought your special someone. A red lava lamp? Intimacy classes for 1? Fortunately, there's no need to find out what embarrassing gift you'd have gone for, because today we have a huge deal on an amazing V-Day box of Chocolatines from Sweet Endeavors.
This box of chocolates is a 20-piece Valentine's treasure filled with the following flavors: Champagne, pistachio, moka heart, strawberry white chocolate heart, espresso, cassis, mendiant, hazelnut gianduja and pink peppercorn truffles. Chocolates are packaged in a classic gold ballotin box and finished with a burgundy satin ribbon. A miniature bouquet of peonies tied to the ribbon completes this perfect gift. This is a limited selection, available exclusively through Groupon. The retail price would be $58 for these gourmet chocolatines, but today they're just $32... a discount of 45%. And that price includes FedEx Ground shipping within the continental U.S.
Nobody actually wears heart-shaped jewelry. A handful of "Be Mine" heart-shaped candies & those small V-Day cards kids used to give each other in 2nd grade stopped being cute the 5th time you repeated the idea. Considering one of those blatantly fake diamond rings? Bad move. And flowers are for losers. Everybody knows that. You need some heavily discounted Sweet Endeavors Chocolatines to show your love. Plus, you can impress him/her by saying that while many chocolatiers use extracts and oils, Sweet Endeavors uses only real fruits, purées and preserves, spices and nuts, premium liqueurs, teas and coffees - no preservatives or artificial flavors.
Normally, your price range might lead you to buy "the other brand's" mediocre chocolates, which use sub-premium liqueurs and are sprinkled with lots of preservatives. Today, however, you can afford the champagne of chocolates, Sweet Endeavors Chocolatines, with this $26 discount. Looking at the other potential affordable V-Day gifts, it's a good thing you've got this Groupon. You might have spent your $32 V-Day budget on a 3 month supply of Pledge Dust Wipes, a cheap pet ferret disguised as a more expensive pet rabbit, or a gift assortment of all flavors of Skoal chewing tobacco.
You can thank Groupon for saving your V-Day.