Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: For $149, you get three laser hair-removal sessions (up to a $450 value) at 4ever Smooth M.D. on North Main Street in Springboro.
4ever Smooth M.D.'s team of trained specialists helps clients diminish unwanted body hair with proven methods and technologies. Under the direction of physician Tiffany Hall, 4ever Smooth banishes uninvited face and body filaments with an intense pulsed-light system, blasting budding hair follicles to reduce the growth, thickness, and appearance of hair. The resulting treatments leave epidermal tissue smoother, helping clients do away with daily shaving, painful waxing, or troublesome nanobot plowing. Today's offer is valid for the lip, chin, cheek, and eyebrow areas ($100 value per session), as well as the neckline, hairline and basic bikini line ($150 value per session). Treatments begin after a free consultation, giving curious customers a chance to discuss treatment options and ask any lingering questions concerning recovery time or the existence of quarter-filching follicle fairies.
Your three treatments will send you well on your way to hairless harmony, but results can vary depending on skin and hair type. The friendly staff at 4ever Smooth M.D. will be happy to consult with you on how many treatments it will take to achieve desired results.