Love means never having to say you’re sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today’s Groupon to 4Ever-Young Anti-Aging. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get one nonsurgical face-lift treatment (a $200 value).
• For $99, you get two body-contouring sessions (a $300 value).
• For $125, you get a face-and-body treatment package (a $500 total value) that includes:
• One nonsurgical face-lift treatment (a $200 value)
• Two body-contouring sessions (a $300 value)
  
  

At 4Ever-Young Anti-Aging, trained staff administers a variety of chemical-free, noninvasive skin and body treatments designed to revitalize devitalized bodies. Nonsurgical face lifts employ nano-wave impulses to mimic the body’s own electrical current in an effort to increase the output of collagen and repair tissues in eyes, lips, necks, or chins injured while cuddling with porcupines. Though the treatment focuses on signs of aging including wrinkles and sagging, individual epidermal issues such as acne, rosacea, and glued-on monocles can also be addressed.

A pair of body-contouring sessions can bolster muscle strength with a series of preprogrammed exercises decided upon during a consultation with a dermal therapist. A barrage of vibrations helps disperse stubborn factions of fat from treatment areas and hot-wire sluggish lymphatic systems, encouraging the eviction of toxins that cause fatigue and the desire to pull the heads off of Barbie dolls. Each frame-sculpting session can take between 20–90 minutes depending on the treatment area, and although many patrons witness a svelter silhouette after one treatment, 4Ever-Young recommends a series of treatments to sustain transformations into bikini-clad butterflies.