Although receiving one’s just deserts can be unpleasant, eating a meal of just desserts is the only way to consume the FDA's recommended daily allowance of frosting. Meet your mouthwatering nutritional needs with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of nut- and gluten-free baked goods at A & J Bakery in Cranston.

Owned and overseen by an experienced pair of wild-dough domesticators, the gourmet baked-goods emporium prepares its line of nutless, gluten-free confections in a 100% immaculate facility. Un-glutened bread ($7.25) and rolls ($7.25) eschew the dough-stretching agent, resulting in fewer hard-to-eat slices of bread shaped like Victorian garden mazes. Cheesecakes work as both delicious dinner finales and surprisingly comfortable seat cushions ($30), and birthday cakes arrive in a number of frosted sizes and styles ($14–$90). Otherwise, take down a 1-pound chocolate-cappuccino biscotti over several days ($8.25) or use it as a surfboard and ride incoming tidal waves of scrambled eggs. A & J Bakery also makes egg- and dairy-free delicacies.