What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $70, you get a dental exam, x-rays, and cleaning at A Beautiful Smile (a $273 value).
At the recently renovated A Beautiful Smile, Dr. Winegarden specializes in general and cosmetic dentistry services that keep human mouth-ivory polished and healthy. Teeth receive digital x-rays, with much lower doses of radiation than traditional x-rays, to seek out hidden dental problems and to augment A Beautiful Smile's yearbook. Experienced, gentle hygienists degunk chompers by removing plaque and tartar, followed by a polish and final floss. As you relax in a comfortable dentist chair, savor the thought of showing off your pearly whites without having to display them in a glass of water.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Not valid toward Perio. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About A Beautiful Smile
Since 1990, Dr. Thomas Winegarden, DDS, and his supporting hygienists have restored and maintained the health of Fresno-area smiles in a calm and compassionate atmosphere. The office’s advanced dental equipment includes a laser cavity-detection device and an intraoral camera, which reveals the mouth's inner workings, including mint Chiclets pretending to be teeth. Friendly office assistants accommodate busy patients with same-day appointments when available and extended hours on Monday and Wednesday.