As spring settles in and your living room's bears awaken from their seasonal slumber, you'll need a professional to cleanse the cub-crusted carpets. Today's Groupon helps return soft surfaces to their natural splendor: for $59, new clients get a three-room deep carpet cleaning from A&C Carpet Cleaning (up to a $187 value).

Though ideal suburban yards feature verdant manicured grasses, the lush indoor lawn that awaits tired feet inside the house is the true American dream. All of A&C's friendly technicians are certified IICRC carpet cleaners who harness the power of top-of-the-line equipment to clean matted carpets and funky floor-mats. Using a safe and quick-drying hot-water extraction method, the floor-fur specialists will shampoo your sullied surfaces, leaving them soft, silky, and safe for children, pets, and carpet-petting children. Twice-yearly cleanings are recommended to remove indoor pollutants and banish uninvited allergens. This Groupon is valid for three rooms of up to 250 square feet apiece, which gives the deal a max value of $187 when combined with A&C's $0.25-per-square-foot pricing.

A plasma TV, heated marble driveway, jeweled pool, or 65 state-of-the-art CCTV cameras might seem like the biggest investment you've made in your home, but carpet is a home's actual opulence. Regular cleanings are necessary to keep it looking new and tasting splendid. Accumulated soil, grit, Lego helmets, pet pucky, and butter statues of cows eating sticks of butter can destroy even the hardiest textile floor coverings and allow bacteria to hold barbecues nonstop. Call A&C Carpet Cleaning to schedule an on-site soaping to make your carpet face-first breathably clean.