What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $60, you get four hours of house-cleaning services from A Clean Getaway Maid & Janitorial Service (a $120 value).
At A Clean Getaway, owner and manager Carlene Melton personally selects the cleaning team, gives them a thorough background check, and trains and insures each member so you can rest assured that you and your home will be treated with respect. A four-hour session allows ample time for ceiling-fan-to-baseboard de-dirting of a moderately sized house (1,800 square feet or less). Your professional dirt-destroyer will vacuum and mop floors, dust furniture and surface objects, scrub bathrooms to spotlessness, and fold your mattress into the snug hug of clean sheets. Once the job is complete, shined-clean counter tops and appliances will reflect your expression of disbelief at your home's newly donned sheen tuxedo. Stop your dust bunnies and grime squirrels from overthrowing their human masters with today's Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid after 5pm, on weekends, or for make-ready or move-out services. New customers only. $5 fee if outside New Orleans, Metairie and Slidell. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.