Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $89, you get two hours of housecleaning by a two-person team from A Cleaning Maid in Heaven (a $180 value). The cleaning teams travel to homes within a 20-mile radius of Midlothian.

Locally owned and operated, A Cleaning Maid in Heaven's thorough cleaning professionals sweep across the metro Richmond area, leaving glistening homes in their wake. Each two-person taskforce arrives armed with its own cleaning supplies, a dust-eating billy goat, and a single-minded thirst to scour soiled surfaces. A two-hour cleaning bonanza can efficiently tidy multiple rooms as the cleaners immediately take to household sprucing jobs such as vacuuming carpets, dusting furniture, and washing floors. The dirt demolishers can also whisk away kitchen and bathroom grunge in a lemon-scented whirlwind of scrubbed tile, sanitized appliances, and souped-up toilet engines. A Cleaning Maid in Heaven also puts their sponges to good use by supporting Cleaning for Heroes, a charity devoted to providing cleaning services to veterans.

Though A Cleaning Maid in Heaven sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.