The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $90, you get a package of spa services at A Day Of Delight Spa’s locations in Stuart and Port St. Lucie (a $160.98 value). The package includes:

• A Busy Bee facial (a $55 value)
• An anti-stress massage (a $45 value)
• A dessert ($4.99) with wine, champagne, or herbal tea ($5.99)
• A $50 spa gift bag

The pampering pros at A Day Of Delight Spa enhance façades and ease tense torsos with a slew of spa services. Efficient aestheticians kick off the 30-minute Busy Bee facial by gently steaming, cleansing, and exfoliating epidermises, after which they’ll either remove impurities or apply a customized facial mask made from ego-boosting liquid compliments. The speedy service concludes with a moisturizing treatment that leaves skin soft and supple. Then, during the anti-stress massage, relaxation rangers help knead away aches with long, slow strokes and disorient harmful tension by saying its shoelaces are untied. A dessert and an accompanying glass of wine, champagne, or tea complete the parade of pampering services on a culinary high note.

As revivified visitors depart, they receive a spa gift bag, filled with tea, lotions, jewelry, and other artifacts of indulgence, along with a $20 voucher toward a future one-hour service. At the Stuart location of A Day of Delight, patrons can lounge in a gazebo overlooking the river or head to the waterside jacuzzi to debate the merits of the electoral college with disputative mermaids.

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