Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Spare yourself the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get two hours of residential or commercial cleaning from A Dirty Shayme Cleaning Enterprise (an $80 value). This Groupon is valid for the following areas: Rockford, Machesney Park, Loves Park, Belvidere, Rochelle, and South Beloit.
The bonded and insured cleaners from A Dirty Shayme expel grime and dirt from places of business and places of living with high-quality cleaning products and a commitment to thoroughness and efficiency. When teams of pet-friendly scrubbers arrive at homes or offices, they bring their own cleaning tools in tow. Setting to work right away, these maestros of the mop scour countertops, de-grime bathrooms, and capture dust bunnies and dust elk for release back into the wild. At the end of the two-hour cleanse-fest, industrious workers leave abodes, commercial spaces, and underwater biodomes looking squeaky-clean and smelling daisy-fresh once more.