What You'll Get
Much of a mammal's energy is expended maintaining body heat, a process whose limits are tested every winter when polar bears emerge from the woodwork to sit on human faces. Maintain homeostasis with today's Groupon: for $45, you get an annual furnace or gas-fireplace service and inspection from A Gas Man (a $95 value). A Gas Man installs, repairs, and upkeeps all residential gas appliances, from hot-water tanks to fireplaces. With an inspection and cleaning of either a furnace or fireplace, customers can meet the minimum service-frequency requirement while getting a complete cleaning and safety report. The contractor tests for carbon monoxide, inspects safety systems, cleans filters and burners, and hypnotizes any chimney squatters with a gourd flute.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.