A Happy Colon

A Happy Colon

Up to 59% Off
Select Option
Give as a Gift
Unable to add now. Please try again later
Unable to remove now. Please try again later

Customer Reviews

25 Ratings

100% Verified Reviews
All reviews are from people who have redeemed deals with this merchant.
Relevant Reviews


Pia M. ·
Reviewed October 1, 2013
Gretchen is the best! After my experience with her, I would not consider going to anyone else for colon hydrotherapy.


Trish S. ·
Reviewed July 16, 2013
lt was easy to find, very informative, Gretchen really knows what she is doing and makes you comfortable, answers any and all questions. l wil go back.


Sylvia E. ·
Reviewed May 22, 2013
Very nice and helpful service!

What You'll Get

Being clean on the inside is just as important as being clean on the outside, which is why doctors recommend that you eat at least one natural sponge a day. De-gunk your trunk with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $75 value)
  • $49 for one colon-hydrotherapy session with an ionic foot bath (a $120 value)

During colon-hydrotherapy sessions, a certified hydrotherapist uses a machine to flush the colon with alternating streams of warm and cool water. With the help of gentle massage and a push from the client, the machine evacuates the colon, ridding it of built-up fecal matter, toxins, and other contaminants. The machine is cleaned and disinfected between each treatment, and the tube is disposed of after each treatment.

The ionic footbath uses the IonCleanse machine in an attempt to purify the body of toxins via the feet. The machine uses warm water to generate millions of ions, which are supposed to seek out and neutralize oppositely charged toxins in the body.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 2, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Not valid for clients active within past 6 months. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About A Happy Colon

Even after Gretchen Clark learned about the physical and mechanical side of colon hydrotherapy, she noticed something was missing. She enrolled at Body Mind College and graduated as a certified holistic health practitioner. At A Happy Colon she uses her training in massage, reiki, and holistic physiology to connect with each client on a deep level and fuel true healing.

Her specialty at A Happy Colon is colon hydrotherapy, which uses warm water to flood the colon and rid it of waste, toxins, and bacteria. She also administers ionic footbaths in an effort to purify the body through the feet, which are the part of the body least likely to already be contaminated by all the dirty jokes the brain knows. The footbath’s millions of ions and warm water are supposed to seek out oppositely charged toxins and neutralize them.

By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.