What You'll Get
Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $90, you get two basic full house cleanings from A Heavenly Touch Cleaning (a $200 value). A Heavenly Touch's interior internists nurse gnarly nooks and crannies back from the brink with their full house cleanings. Harried homesteaders sit back as A Heavenly Touch's team performs comprehensive mopping and dusting duties throughout bedrooms, kitchens and bathrooms, removing noxious ne'er-do-wells including caked-on cake crud, colonies of mutinous tile gunk, and the phantom scents of unsuccessful steak reanimation. Today's Groupon is valid for houses of all shapes and sizes, from humble bungalows to the multi-tiered cake castles that cast shadows upon the cityscape.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must redeem in full within 1 month of activation. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New clients only. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.