Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $62, you get three hours of residential or commercial cleaning for areas up to 2,500 square feet from A Maid To Keep (a $125 value). Click here for a list of zip codes within A Maid To Keep's service area.

A Maid To Keep's insured and bonded grime buster liberates rooms in both residential and commercial buildings from their dirtied state. In homes, the domicile rejuvenator cleanses the nooks and crannies in living areas, the smudged tile in bathrooms, and the icing graffiti left by gingerbread men in kitchens. Commercial spaces greet customers after cleanings with more radiant lounges, offices, and waiting rooms. In either case, cleaners can drive a vacuum around a room's sharp turns to pick up stray crumbs from carpet pile or wield a broom, duster, or mop for analog sweeping. A Maid To Keep can also change bedding or teach the monster living under the bed to fluff pillows for an additional fee.