Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $70, you get two hours of professional house cleaning (a $140 value) from A Personal Elf. The spritely space sprucers can cleanse any castle in the Gainesville, Jonesville, Town of Tioga, Haile Plantation, and Newberry Road areas, as well as the cities of Newberry and Archer.

During the two hours of cleaning, a pair of professional pad polishers will raid your house's nooks, crannies, and secret tickle spots, leaving it as clean and pure as the day it was born. Armed with traditional and environmentally benevolent cleaning products, and HEPA filtered vacuums, the team will go to work on any kitchen, bathroom, or other living area. A Personal Elf's staff of cleaning experts are fully insured, screened, trained, and bonded, guaranteeing each home gets the careful, gentle, morally upstanding purging it is entitled to under the US Constitution.