Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $79 for the King & Queen package with hot-stone upgrade for two (a $195 value)
- One-hour Swedish massage plus a 15-minute hot-stone massage
- Wine and chocolate-covered strawberries
- $85 for the Princess-Vacation package for two (a $200 value)
- One-hour Swedish massage
- Foot scrub and hot-stone foot treatment
- $39 for the Princess-Vacation package for one (a $100 value)
During the King & Queen package, couples sip wine and nibble chocolate-covered strawberries before reclining side by side for an one-hour massage. The scent of rose petals and flickering candlelight calm the senses during an additional 15 minutes of muscle relaxation with hot stones. Alternatively, the Princess Vacation includes an hour of flowing Swedish strokes and an exfoliating foot scrub followed by hot stones to soothe feet weary from double-dutch jump-rope competitions.
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A Royal Touch
The licensed massage therapists at A Royal Touch inspire clients to bid adieu to quotidian stress and muscle tension. They use heated river rocks to enhance the therapeutic benefits of a massage and a vitamin-rich organic-coconut-oil scrub to nourish the skin or protect dashboard-based bobble dolls from sun damage. The team also offers detoxifying body wraps and relaxing packages designed for the stressful individual.