What You'll Get
Quality spa services, like nachos, come with a ton of delicious extras, cover the skin with a variety of viscous substances, and are sold by passing vendors at the ballpark. Melt stress like so much delicious orange cheese with today’s skin-smoothing Groupon: for $99, you get a Stress Melt Away package (a $250 value) at A Signature Spa in Bellevue.
A Signature Spa provides a soothing boutique setting for pampering, beautification, and evading warrant-toting posses. Each Stress Melt Away package begins by treating pool propellers to a hot stone foot soak with eucalyptus while their owners knock back a complimentary beverage and light snack. Next, a potent combo of steam room and infrared sauna detoxes the body of such common poisons as poison, while a Swiss shower cleanses the corpus in a neutral, conflict-eluding locale. An application of cocoa-butter body moisturizer turns your dry skin's desert into a skin dessert, giving it the smoothness and sweet flavor of a relaxed, spreadable concoction that pairs well with toasted bread. A Signature Spa's technicians will then get the cranium tingling with the sweet smells of a peppermint scalp massage. The entire two-hour relaxathon wraps up with a 50-minute full-body massage that leaves you feeling as loose and limber as a spider monkey after yoga class.
Though reviewers are mixed on A Signature Spa's amenities and atmosphere, all praise the experienced staff and high quality of services. Yelpers give Eastside Oasis, the spa that houses A Signature Spa, an average of three stars, and Citysearchers give it an average of four:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.