The first football games were nothing more than competitive searches for food, which is why early footballs were made of pigskin and early quarterbacks were made of broccoli. Keep hunger from sacking your game-day get-together with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a Super Bowl Touchdown Party Package for up to 10 people from A Table for Two Private Event Catering (a $275 value). Today’s deal is only valid within Cook County and only valid for delivery orders; delivery is complimentary.

Captained by a husband-and-wife team, A Table for Two Private Event Catering helps hosts by providing professionally prepared food for private events. The 15-item Touchdown Party Package menu is made up of party-friendly appetizers and entrees and allows hosts to mix and match numerous courses and platters, ensuring that guests stay too complacently full to spike porcelain vases and nearby housecats in celebration of every timeout. Deliveries will be scheduled for either Saturday, February 5, or Super Bowl Sunday, February 6, 2011. All orders must be placed by noon on February 4.