If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get one hour of home-cleaning services with four cleaners from A to Z Housekeeping (a $150 value).
A to Z Housekeeping’s expertly trained phalanx of mop-jockeys whip domiciles into the shippest of shapes with their boundless dirt-destroying know-how, eschewing industrial-strength chemicals for domestic cleaning products. Homesteaders can design a custom plan decreeing what rooms or surfaces they want squeaky-cleaned or just defer to their cleaning quartet's expertise. Chosen rooms are given a thorough once-over that includes wood-furniture polishing, wastebasket emptying, and cobweb removal from basement recreation crypts. Kitchen appliances and cabinets sparkle after serious spot cleaning, and soap scum and toothpaste graffiti are erased from begrimed bathrooms. Stale bed linens are swapped out while high-powered Sanitaire commercial vacuums evict troublesome dust, dirt, and particles of accidentally death-rayed henchmen from carpets.
A to Z Housekeeping staff artfully launders abodes six days a week, enabling Saturday spiff-ups for Sunday “eat off the floor” dinners. Homeowners do not need to be home for the de-dirtification.