What You'll Get
Like the iridescent wings of butterflies, mankind's skin can change color based on light exposure, reflecting the natural beauty of summer and helping them hide from larger, net-wielding predators. Avoid capture with today's Groupon: for $15, you get one month of unlimited tanning or three spray-tan sessions at A Total Tan Today in Wheaton (up to a $90 value).
The attentive staff at A Total Tan Today help transform pale physiques into bronze beauties with both traditional and UV-free tanning methods, with 20 tanning rooms hosting their epidermis-darkening services. With one month of unlimited access to base-level tanning beds (a $49.99 value), customers can copperize for beach season during 20-minute sessions that offer all the melanin benefits of tanning outdoors without the hassle of fighting off starfish-throwing ninjas. Upgrades to higher-level beds are available for an additional charge.
Alternately, three sessions in the stand-up Mystic Tan spray-tanning booth (up to a $30 value/session) hue hides in 60 seconds with a precise coat of a colored formula. A patented nozzle magnetizes the tanning-mist particles, allowing them to cling to the entire body and tarnished spelling-bee trophies for days.
Although A Total Tan Today sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon is still the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 5/30/12, tanning expires 30 days from activation date. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Valid only for base beds. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.