What You'll Get
If they're not cleaned every few days, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of window or gutter cleaning from AAA Professional Window Cleaning.
AAA Professional Window Cleaning scours panes and relieves gutters of their debris burden throughout the mid-Willamette Valley. With a handy appointment, a team of scrubbing sorcerers will descend upon home portholes to transform streaky, gritty glass into sparkly, bird-baffling masterpieces ($85 for outer windows, $125 for inside and outside cleaning). AAA Professional Window Cleaning also rids gutters of leaves, dirt, and filthy vocabulary words ($45–$125), leaving homes gleaming, and clean-sluiced.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only within Mid-Willamette Valley. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.