Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $375, you get one cc syringe of Restylane at Aakara Medspa in Lexington(a $750 value).

Aakara Medspa's educated aestheticians rejuvenate weary skin with a plethora of soothing, effective procedures, all under the direction of a medical physician. The Restylane treatment restores aging countenances by adding volume and fullness to skin, undoing the marks left by time-bites and over-enthusiastic head-butts from the sun. The customized, injectable treatment irons out wrinkles and facial folds, rendering a flat and smooth topography suitable for planting tomato gardens. A physician delivers the clear gel by way of an ultra-fine needle; clients can return to normal activities such as washing their hovercrafts and taking chia pets for walks directly after treatment. Results are immediate and typically last between 6 and 12 months.

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