A good bartender always has the right advice for patrons' problems, which is why bartenders in particle-physics labs have one of our nation's most difficult careers. Hone your listening ear with today's Groupon to ABC Bartending School. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a four-hour mixology class (a $124 value).
- For $135, you get a two-week bartending certification course (a $295 value).
Experienced instructors teach students to mix, stir, and shake in ABC's professional drink-slinging facility. During the four-hour mixology course, students learn the basics of alcoholic alchemy, blending liquors and mixers into sippable art. New skills are sure to elevate party-hosting abilities to impressive new levels that remembering the names of guests’ imaginary friends never could.
Over the course of 18 knowledge-soaked hours, bartenders-to-be receive extensive instruction and hands-on practice in a completely operational bar setting equipped with everything from blenders and soda guns to glassware and bottles. Absorb logistical aspects such as proper bar setup, mixology principles, and garnish accessorizing while imbibing higher-level instruction in speed technique, profit pouring, and flair training. ABC grads enjoy job-placement assistance and access to a Cheers dimension that currently contains only Cliff Clavins. Future libation gurus can choose from a schedule of day, evening, or weekend classes.