A good bartender always has advice for a customer's problems, which is why it's best not to bartend in a particle-physics lab or prison. Hone your listening ear with today's Groupon to ABC Bartending School, good at its two locations in San Leandro and Mountain View. Choose between the following options:
- For $55, you get a four-hour mixology class (a $150 value).
- For $139, you get 40 hours of training to become a certified bartender (a $334 value). All books and fees are included.
Learn how to mix, stir, and shake inside ABC Bartending School's facility under the tutelage of experienced instructors. During the four-hour mixology course in a realistic bar setting, you'll learn the basics of alcoholic alchemy, blending liquors and mixers into sippable sensations capable of transforming teeth into solid gold. Or train to become a certified bartender by receiving extensive instruction and hands-on practice over the course of 40 knowledge-soaked hours. All ABC grads enjoy a lifetime of free refresher courses, job-placement assistance, and access to an alternate Cheers dimension that currently, due to spatial fluctuations, contains only Cliff Clavins.