Scissors first revealed their skills when newborn shears fluttered down from the stork's grasp and unleashed their talents on clouds, which they shaped into bunnies and the Rachel. Let nature take its course with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of salon services, plus a back-bar treatment at Abella Hair Salon (an $80 value).

Abella Hair Salon's tress transformers expertly execute stylish cuts, vibrant colorings, and smoothness-maximizing waxes within their classy cuttery confines. After a complimentary consultation with a salon stylist, take advantage of hair-centric services, such as shearings for men ($18) and women ($20), in a way that caters to each client's look and each head's multiple personalities. Ammonia antagonists can rest assured, as the salon employs L'Oréal's INOA ammonia-free hair color to alter root hues ($50) and to perform both partial-foil ($55 and up) and full-foil ($75 and up) highlights. Let the aestheticians remove superfluous strands from the eyebrows ($10) before undergoing a back-bar hair treatment ($20). This customized procedure penetrates hair with a personalized elixir of nutrients that can increase volume, lock in color, repair damage, or give sassy curls an attitude adjustment.