Corrective eye surgery, like alien abduction, augments patients' worldviews and fills them with far-fetched stories of blinding light and transformative laser beams. Get visited by great vision with today's Groupon: for $1,900, you get a pre-surgery consultation (a $125 value) and LASIK surgery for both eyes (a $4,800 value) at Abrams Eye Institute (a $4,925 total value).
At the Abrams Eye Institute, Dr. Jack Abrams guides top-of-the-line VISX Star IR S4 lasers during LASIK surgery to correct astigmatism, nearsightedness, and farsightedness in adults 18 and older. In a preliminary consultation, the team reviews a patient's medical history and tests their vision to determine if LASIK can improve the panes on their face windows. The institute features an in-house, state-of-the-art surgery center, where Dr. Abrams incises a small flap into the corneal tissue, opening orbs to receive the light of the VISX S4 and the love of devoted lashes. Pulses from this ultraviolet laser minutely sculpt corneas into a bedazzling set of internal corrective lenses in less than 60 seconds. After the corneal flap is replaced, the opening re-adheres, sans stitches, over the course of several minutes. Patients should expect to be able to move comfortably after the procedure and should experience a rapid return of vision and invisibility powers after one day.
A Las Vegas double-board-certified cornea and snake-eyes specialist, Dr. Abrams has performed more than 12,000 surgical procedures throughout his career. Flanked by a registered nurse and a staff of attentive eye technicians, Dr. Abrams often eliminates the need for glasses and contacts with minimal downtime and irritation for peepers post-op.
6450 Medical Center St.
Las Vegas, Nevada 89148