What You'll Get
Like an Olympic sprinter with his head stuck in a stairway banister, vehicle engines desperately need lubrication if they're going to run properly. Oil up with today’s Groupon to Absolute Auto Care. This Groupon is valid at the East Charleston Boulevard, Rock Springs Road, and South Fort Apache Road locations. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get two standard-oil changes with 25-point inspections, one tire rotation, and a wheel balance (up to a $105 value).
- For $55, you get a synthetic-oil change, tire rotation, wheel balance, and 25-point inspection (up to a $114 value).
Absolute Auto Care's squadron of automotive adepts administers routine engine-saving procedures, as well as myriad inspections, part replacements, and other services. Thirsty transporters are given up to a 5-quart oil cocktail served in a chilled filter to ensure continued smooth running, with the promise of a second change for the future. Each oil change includes a 25-point inspection, fluids check, tire pressure adjustment, and an air filter inspection. The vehicle's four rubbery rollers are rotated to ensure even wear, and wheel balancing evens out weight distribution to prevent wobbling, vibrating, and unintended stunt jumps across fallen bridges. Buyers of the synthetic-oil option receive one change of up to 5 quarts of synthetic oil and the same additional services in the standard-oil change option. Both procedures are recommended for every three months, 3,000 miles, or 30,000 botched parallel parking attempts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person. Limit 1/car. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. Standard oil change option valid only for regular oil. Call location for pricing on large/luxury vehicles. Add'l fee for diesel, synthetic oil (for standard oil change option) and non-stocking filters. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Absolute Auto Care
As an ASE-certified master technician and an auto-industry professional since 1987, Absolute Auto Care’s owner, Kurtis Johnson, is well versed in four-wheeled transportation. The hands-on head trainer at each of his three Absolute Auto Care franchises, Kurtis ensures that his staff of technicians quickly and thoroughly completes regularly scheduled maintenance services as well as more in-depth repairs on makes and models of all kind. Kurtis and his crew also tend to vehicular flocks with fleet services, changing oil and flushing brake fluid on groups of autos at a discounted price.