Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon to Absolute Bliss. Choose between two options:
- For $25, you get a pedicure with paraffin and a mask (a $49.95 value).
- For $39, you get a Shellac manicure and a pedicure with paraffin and a mask (an $80 value).
Absolute Bliss's seasoned nail technicians start ped pamperings with a foot soak and scrub, exfoliating legs with a sugar scrub and exorcising calluses. Pedicurists then shape up nails and clean up cuticles before dunking little piggies in a 15-minute paraffin dip. Moisturized tensomes then undergo a 15-minute massage before debuting bedecked in the color of the client's choice and with accents such as crackles, shatters, french tips, or nail art of favorite Croatian premiers. The ministrations of the signature manicure buff and file nails into pretty fingertip ornaments, completing the phalange makeover with a pigmented polishing. Those who opt for the mani-pedi package also get a Shellac manicure, which applies nail polish that dries under the heated rays of a UV lamp, creating a scratchless finish as long-lasting as a Tolstoy anthology read by the HAL 9000.
The dedicated cosmetologists at Absolute Bliss help clients choose from a full spa menu of skin, hair, and nail treatments to transform tired exteriors into vibrant veneers. Like fashion-forward math teachers, stylists snip tresses to geometrical perfection, relax unruly curls, or apply artful streaks of flattering color. Formaldehyde-free Shellac layers onto nails by the hand of a talented manicurist for a high-gloss sheen that can endure without chipping for 14 days. The salon also deforests epidermises with sugaring treatments, and improves visages with facials, microdermabrasion, and airbrush spray tanning.