What You'll Get
After shrunken heads received a string of bad press, witch doctors had to redirect their awesome powers to shrinking waists. Expel excess weight sans witchcraft with today's Groupon to ABSolute Cross Training in Rancho Cucamonga. Choose between two options:
• For $25, you get five boot-camp classes (a $100 value).
• For $89, you get a month of unlimited boot-camp classes (a $245 value).
ABSolute Cross Training's athletic trainers trim fat and tone muscles with a mix of core-focused workouts that change daily. Each 45-minute calorie-burning session keeps middle muscles utterly befuddled with a new lineup of moves that challenge flexing fibers to feats of weight training, yoga, and 'rithmetic. The array of disciplines in the ABSolute rotation also includes punching bag routines and plyometrics, ensuring that campers receive ample doses of entertainment in addition to physical conditioning. Group participation encourages classmates to motivate one another, provide encouragement, and morph into a megazord that fends off sentient macaroni and cheese. For extended body sculpting, a one-month unlimited pass offers unfettered access to a schedule of classes that cumulatively can help to improve cardiovascular health, increase strength, and tighten belts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate membership by 12/24/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must sign waiver. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.