Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today’s Groupon to Absolute Skin & Body Care in Novi.

Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get three laser hair-reduction treatments on the face, underarm, or bikini areas ($240 value)
• For $159, you get six laser hair-reduction treatments on the face, underarm, or bikini areas ($480 value)
• For $399, you get six laser hair-reduction treatments on the back, lower legs, or full arms (up to a $960 value)
  
  

Absolute Skin & Body Care’s certified laser brandishers keep apprised of the latest hair-reduction techniques, applying them in a comfortable and intimate atmosphere honed over 18 years of experience. Experienced hair harvesters shuck bodily bristles using the safe and gentle Lyra laser, which has proven effective for a wide range of skin tones and strand shades. The coupling of deep heating and constant cooling creates a comfortable alternative to outdated options such as waxing, tweezing, and sandblasting. All treatments are medically supervised and deftly administered, producing the long-lasting smoothness of a saxophone symphony.

The Essential Detroit Guide lauds Absolute Skin & Body Care for its “amazing results” in an “intimate setting.” Call ahead to set an appointment or ask about treatment upgrades and bionic fist enhancements available for an additional fee.