$35 for 90-Minute Massage at Absolute Wellness in Vernon ($100 Value)

Absolute Wellness

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What You'll Get


While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 90-minute massage at Absolute Wellness, located in Vernon (a $100 value).

Within the tranquil milieu of Absolute Wellness, expert massage therapist Susie Williams treats backs to a cadre of posterior coddlements. Reward your back to a luxurious 90-minute massage custom-tailored to its exact needs. Williams employs a variety of techniques, including Swedish, targeted deep tissue, hot stone, and muscle-manipulating sports styles, gradually kneading away the knots and aches that accompany a lifetime of wearing enormous, fruit-filled hats. As she works, Williams strives to educate her patrons, teaching them about preventive care and answering any questions they have along their journey to better backdom.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Jan 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Reservation required. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Absolute Wellness, LLC


Susie Williams believes that every component of the body must be functioning fully for well-being to be achieved. Through personal and group wellness sessions she addresses the emotional, social, environmental, and spiritual aspects of the psyche while zeroing in on physical equilibrium with individualized massage sessions. Rather than attacking symptoms as they appear, or replacing aching limbs with wooden pegs, Williams remedies the body with relaxing Swedish massages and tension-targeting deep-tissue massage. She combines her specialty in these modalities with skills gained from advanced training in neck and upper-back work, frozen shoulders, and rotator cuffs. Her training makes for a diverse tool bag of techniques to draw upon as she works with clients facing fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, athletic injury, or simple stress. While Williams is the primary, most experienced therapist at Absolute Wellness, services may be performed by another therapist with different specialties.

Absolute Wellness

Massage, Full Body
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