What You'll Get
Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one month of unlimited group fitness classes at Absolute Wellness Group's midtown studio (a $48 value).
Absolute Wellness provides bone abodes with the tools and tutelage necessary to promote well-being. Spruce up spongy soul sacks with Absolute Wellness's group fitness classes, which tone, stretch, and cajole bodies to healthier states. Order a svelte serving of the Crunch 4 Lunch class, keep merengue muscles in prime shape with Zumba, or cast a more captivating shadow with a belly-dancing class. Meditative yoga and Pilates classes provide a relaxing escape from tension, stress, and overly aggressive book-club meetings. Call to check class availability.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate membership by 7/4/11, membership expires 1 month after activation date. Registration required; subject to availability. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Absolute Wellness Group
Dedicated to promoting overall well-being through personal training, nutrition counseling, and stress-management programs, Absolute Wellness Group's staff consists of professionals including fitness instructors and a licensed massage therapist. Clients can swing by one of two locations for fitness boot camps alongside therapeutic services such as reiki, acupuncture, and massages. Absolute Wellness Group also regularly hosts an assortment of programs, including running programs designed to help runners of varying experience levels improve their cardiovascular endurance without actually having to spell "cardiovascular."