Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $55, you get four hours of house-cleaning services from AbsoluteClean, available in Wake and Durham Counties (a $140 value).
AbsoluteClean's tidy-upping team arrives at your abode on your schedule, strategically straightening and detail-cleaning bathrooms, kitchens, living rooms, and bedrooms. Licensed, bonded, and insured cleaning professionals scour out sinks, empty trash, vacuum floors, and rid windows of excess grime and creepy reflections. Have your tub scrubbed and toilet sanitized, cobwebs winnowed from corners, and tile mopped in your customized castle-sprucing session. Clean dreamers should call ahead to make an appointment, ensuring there's help on hand when the puppy-school graduation party gets out of hand. This Groupon is good for four solid man-hours of domicile dirt-banishing, which could entail a one-man crew for the full four hours, or a two-man crew for two hours.